A Vaccine Loophole, A New Lunch Rule & An Island Rescue | The Daily Social Distancing Show

12 feb. 2021
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Massachusetts will now vaccinate you if you accompany an elderly person, France allows employees to eat at their desks, and the U.S. Coast Guard rescues three people who had been stranded for 33 days on an island in the Bahamas. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Coronavirus
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  • I guess the distinction is subtle, but "catastrophe" in French is used where in American English, we would use "disaster". Open the debate on what is worse: a disaster, a catastrophe, or eating at one's desk.

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  • Ngl calling France horny Belgium is quite a burn for someone French

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  • Jabrony virus

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  • I wish Trevor did more shows with his grandma! She’s the real MVP! Lol

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  • Massachusetts !!! Damn it's like what can't I can't pronounce it! Tried but failed 😁😁😁😔

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  • The old people i've met use to get involved with drugs, had orgies, and were rule breakers. People in their 60s and 70s did wild things.

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  • Who else can see that Trevor was trying not to laugh when he did the croissant call

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  • Trevor how is your grandma doing by the way?

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  • I'm French. I've been eating lunch at my desk for six years or so.

    Adam RebikaAdam RebikaAcum 19 Zile
  • I would like to believe he keeps them next to his pile of hoodies. Edit: yes I believe Trevor's hoodies are in a pile and he sits on that pile to do the show.

    BrunoBrunoAcum 20 Zile
  • hey ,we forget that Trevor Is In his House,its Just Seems Normal Now also others are trying but theyre failing,hes just seems more down to earth

    BrunoBrunoAcum 20 Zile
  • I absolutely love this guy, Trevor you are so hilarious!l

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  • Let prayer together

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  • That threesome parthad me dying 😂

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  • They keep changing the rules

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  • Croissants are delicious 😃

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  • The French have this crazy idea that we should work to live rather than live to work, and that quality of life is more important than some compapny's quarterly erarnings.

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  • Sucks to have to witness a married couple having sex or even being affectionate in front of you while faced with the realization that you might very well die stranded and alone.

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  • #thedailysocialdistancingshow please let your guest know that they should contact their medical professionals if they have symptoms after a vaccine. Also to contact me on my website, if they don't have health insurance, I will Forward them to the correct person to help them. #therealjanellemccoy

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  • Daily Show is so much better when Trevor is no longer forced to make fun of Trump.

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  • Awww...Mary Ann just died. 😬😒

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  • If the Dems can doctor and misrepresent evidence in the impeachment trial if the Dems can hide and misrepresent evidence in the New York rest home scandal how can we trust any of these scam artists posing as politicians.......???

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  • Speaking of old people, how is your grandmother doing?

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  • TOMORROW! I get my first vax and I can't wait.

    Pixy PerfectPixy PerfectAcum 22 Zile
  • Still completely sad waiting for mine. I am 50 working outside my home since day one.

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  • What else is in the vaccines? Children are getting many more vaccinations than in the past and auto immune diseases are on the rise along with the rise in required immunization shots. Sounds illogical to blow it off on other factors instead of primary questioning if increased immune shots are causing an increase in immune diseases. I will not take the vaccine.

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  • Trevor could have used this as an opportunity to take shots at exploitative employers, but instead he just uses it to make cheap jokes about the French being lazy and eating croissants. Can someone please explain to Trevor that it's not about workers having the freedom to eat at work. It's about their ability to take their legally-mandated UNPAID one hour lunch break being protected by law. The fear is that French employers won't reverse this practice of eating lunch at your desk when COVID is over. They'll use it as a foot in the door to create an abusive system like the American one, where "office culture" means employees often end up working unpaid through what is supposed to be a break, because that's what's expected of them as a "team player" / "dedicated employee" / "hard worker". In reality it's exploitation and theft of your free time.

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  • Jesus is coming back soon. Please accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior before it’s too late. He loves you, died for you, and doesn’t want you to perish. Stay blessed Stay Safe.

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  • quality funny poster quote: This silly Lady has the answer - avoid Carona Beer in Bottle me: im more of a water into wine kinda guy but yeah skip c straight to d air sounds safer right? any turtles dare rescue the guy? My name is Marios Antonios Perera HI, where is Peach?

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  • I thought Cuban nationals weren’t allowed to have boats, so it’s interesting they were in an island near Bahamas and the Florida Keys. Does anyone know if this boat thing is not true?

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  • WYou are loved. Fall in love with the process of becoming the very best version of yourself. Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

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  • 2:40 I think this is a good rule. It's one of those things that won't be policed, so your boss will allow you to eat at your desk, but if bosses do pressure people to eat at their desk, you can still call the police.

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  • Ewwww, he bit the part that was in his ear. 🤢

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  • Trevor: Old people have lots of good advice on defeating Nazis. Me: (laughs in Old Trumpish)

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    • Well Hello *Light Yagami.*

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  • Shut up Trevor, You talk nonsense.

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  • Great news that the corona victims are falling. Unfortunately with 100 k small business closing in America, and suicides rising as well economic disaster following really soon, it makes you wonder how much sacrifice is necessary to save ourselves from a disease that 80% of people are asymptomatic towards and the average age of death is 80 years old.

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  • I love your Afro

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  • meanwhile in the US Amazon warehouse workers skip bathroom breaks to keep their jobs, I would go with France labour law anytime

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    • @jeri Ngatai Nope just goggle Amazon and Unions , look you can't post any web link against Amazon

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    • Thats......illegal in NZ. Does USA not have unions, employment laws or you know HR?

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  • I just want to know how the third man ended up with the couples. In the next instalment of "if you dont know, now you know".

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    • Ngl, i was thinking something love related unless he was the pilot, captain or whatever

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  • That croissant was deep in his ear, and then he ate it 😂

    Saadiq AdamsSaadiq AdamsAcum 22 Zile
  • Reg the three people stranded on the island, how did they ended up there?

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  • Trump is old. I beg to differ. Not all old people are wise. *Love the french accent Trevor

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  • Reminder: Trevor Noah is not a US Citizen. He is a foreign agent meddling in US elections. Trevor Noah is a citizen of South Africa not the USA. But he lives in USA and talks only of USA politics.

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    • @jeri Ngatai You and many others are influenced by him because your IQ is very low.

      braveheart1776braveheart1776Acum 22 Zile
    • Oh ffs. Hes a comedian hosting a USA show. If he talks about south africa, you wont watch. Hes not a journalist either. His job is a late night show host is to take the piss out of current affairs. So Yes, hes going to talk USA politics and make it funny because thats literally what hes being paid to do.

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  • You should show how CHILE is vaccinating its people. It's insane!

    Gloria MonhclaresGloria MonhclaresAcum 23 Zile
  • Couldn't pay me to get this vaccine

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    • @jeri Ngatai Take mine for me sheep.

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    • No one cares. Just means more for those that want it especially when theres a limited supply and the vaccine has a short shelf life

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  • These ridiculously low numbers among those who aren’t wealthy old white people, if they don’t fix this we’re gonna have hundreds of years of horrible music, so much great music comes from black people, and we’ll lose such an immensely important population of people.

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    • I think you have a problem.

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  • Rats? Sure they not just stranded on Rikers?

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  • I dunno about what kinda old people you've been hanging out with, trevor, but as long as they're chiefly composed of baby boomers, I wouldn't piss on them if they were burning to death. not for all the vaccines to cure china. I have yet to meet anyone over 50 who is not a selfish, ignorant, spoiled, obnoxious, opinionated, out-of-touch imbecile, and every vaccine spent on them is an utter waste.

    The TomacThe TomacAcum 23 Zile
  • Senate.gov for your Senator's contact info. Why can't the USA help its citizens like other countries have! $2000/person/month till the end of the pandemic. PLUS, it needs to be retroactive from March 2020 to pay back rent, bills & mortgages. Come on people call your Senator's & tell them you want/need this help. I'm sure small businesses & restaurants would appreciate some revenue from people spending money on the economy too, right! Pick up your cell phones and let your voices be heard.

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  • Oh snap...im from anguilla man lol..them had to bent at the key call dog island

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  • We need to talk about rich countries hoarding vaccines

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    • @jeri Ngatai Hoarding as in they have bought out vaccines that haven't been made yet for like a year or more in advance.

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    • Like.....USA??? Cos, that aint really happening. I mean, short shelf life and the fact that the need to be stored in extremely cold conditions.

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  • minka made that croissant

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  • Trevor Noah are you vaccinated?

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  • Okay, French national & citizen here, let me explain that lunch at the desk situation. Yes, technically there is a law prohibiting eating at your desk, but it is not actually enforced anywhere, that I know of, in the sense that if an employee DECIDES to eat at their desk OF THEIR OWN VOLITION no one's gonna go after them (as long as they don't get mayo on important documents or something like that, then your boss might get angry and forbid it). But that rule is precisely in place to completely forbid any company from pressuring their employee into eating at their desk. If a company does that, the employee has grounds to attack them at the Prud'Homme, which is the tribunal for employees to attack their employers for breaking the workplace laws. Hope that makes it a bit more clear for those wondering...

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  • The French are used to a leisurely 3 hour wine rich lunch. That is going to be one happy office.

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  • Why don’t you talk about cuomo?

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  • Lol checkout India's vaccination number

    Aaditya KhandkarAaditya KhandkarAcum 23 Zile
  • Generally, mutations = cáncer at Rudy's age...

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  • Why did you bite the side that was in your ear?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Trump : See folks? These CDC guys were so against me that when I was in power, they said the cases were high. When Biden became president, suddenly they're saying the cases have dropped. CDC is partisan, folks!

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  • "The Corona virus. The only thing with more mutations than the X-Men." Fixed

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  • Heh grand dad how did u defeat tge nazis. We blew up their shit and stole their stuff.

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  • Many are not going to vaccinate but ...any how the fact is how measles and flu continues...so will covid sadly. The only eradicated is small pox right? I could only wish in the future more pro science about eradicating ebola and polio ...and any strain black plagues happen.

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    • Any how people left and right leaning tin foil hats are one thing...religious anti science cults another thing...and people stuck on misinformation and ignorance even in first world education besides counterfiet med or pseudoscience cure alls...yeah I can feel the struggle to get facts.

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  • *Based on love alone. God sent His Son Jesus Christ to die in our place. Then on the third day rose Him from the dead.* *Now, though Jesus Christ alone. God has granted us the free gift of eternal life. He will save and heal you, if you ask Him.*

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  • What race and sub-culture has DESTROYED the Image of HOPE in The America Constitution nationally and internationally. What group or person’s are guilty of PARADING the confederate flag the flag of the enemy of the state in our capital. An turns and beats a man half to death with the AMERICAN flag the flag of FREEDOM. How many GOP senators will turn a blind eye to their part, Mr. Trump and his Constituents. I ONLY ASK: Who will go down in HISTORY FOR DESTROYING ALL HOPE in OUR DEMOCRACY. MB •2021®️©️™️

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  • Omg Trevor as an old lady is the cutest thing I’ve seen today!! Kittens: watch out!

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  • I love how he's actually loving what he's doing. Senpai, notice me

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  • Anyone else expect him to eat that croissant, but not the part he SHOVED in his ear??

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  • I’m French and I just learnt that it was forbidden to eat at you desk. Everyone was doing it in all companies I have worked for.

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  • Aww, Trevor... Don't get me wrong, I'm not "triggered" or anything weird like that, and I'm still gonna watch your show; I'm not trying to "cancel" anything... I'm not usually sensitive to things like this, but I must admit that the Gilligan's Island rat-blood picture was a just a little bit rough for me and (I'm guessing) other life-long fans of Dawn Wells/aka "MaryAnne" to see... I confess, it made me a bit ill... I'm sure she had a good sense of humor, and she wouldn't mind the joke, but the poor lady just died a few days ago, ferfuxache. 🙁 (It would've been funnier to see a picture of Thurston Howl III eating Gilligan.)

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  • 💜

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  • That’s French impression was so funny

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  • 😂roones.info/news/3IWDpa-kt66uu6Q/video

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  • Watch your grannies, could get stolen for shots. 🤣

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  • unfair

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  • Go to the old age home and get your grandparent or elderly parent quick. That's a good joke America😄

    Ambika LokeshAmbika LokeshAcum 23 Zile
  • Rolling up for shots lol

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  • The most important thing that the new Corona virus teaches humanity: Let's not exaggerate the level our civilization has reached! Asleep asleep asleep asleep This is just a little virus that reminds us of that!

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  • You'd love my Grandma. She gives out nutty buddys to everyone! She says "little candies are lame". lol

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  • some of the communities where I live have been hesitant to vaccinate so they started giving out dinner for people to take home for their families if they get vaccinated. 2,000 got vaccinated so far with this program and it just started a few days ago.

    D&DstumpyD&DstumpyAcum 23 Zile
  • "France, aka horny Belgium" Stop it my dude! Too accurate (Belgian here)

    Shun Van MeenenShun Van MeenenAcum 23 Zile
  • I really hope the rollout of the vaccines goes alot faster. Its importent to get as many people vaccinated as possible.

    Mathias Pedersen GamingMathias Pedersen GamingAcum 23 Zile
  • SO how does it work if Trevor gets the South African variant ? His writing crew heads will literally explode...

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  • Hallo bro i one request with you...2012 and 2017...the military genocide with Myanmar Rohingya Muslim..that's time is aung san suu kyi..never say about that she also behind military's soo that military is arresting she ..soo how is she feeling now..

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  • 😂🤣

    Abigail AffumAbigail AffumAcum 23 Zile
  • Old people also tell some killer dirty jokes lmao. My grandma is funny af.

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  • We also have a mandatory 1h lunch break (minimum) in France and that's not just at work but at school too (all grades). Some parts of France even have 1h30 lunch breaks

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  • Why would you bite the part that you put in your ear?

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  • I was a little uncertain when my friend talked about bitcoinsamurai. I guess somehow were so used to things being difficult to come by. Who says good things cant come easily once in a while? Keep up the good work and continue helping us to make more money!

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  • But how did they get there?

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  • Why did you eat the end that was in your ear? Why Trevor why??? 🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂

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  • I mean me and my grandpa used to use his old age card to get to the front of the line at the DMV and hopping on airplanes

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  • Trevor, you stuck that croissant in your ear....then took a bite! LOL...😆😆😆

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  • Cussing in french is more like 'merde!' ... Trev.

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